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Posted by: admin	2/1/2007 4:17 PM
With the Super Bowl just days away, Chicago is ready to rumble. Yes, Peyton Manning and the Colts are going down and going down bad. Here are 10 ways to make this Super Party just that much more fun. 10) Everybody wear Mike Ditka mustaches. Yeah, Lovie is today's coach, but Da Coach is always in our hearts. 9) Have a Wheel of Meats. Forget chips & salsa, create your own heart-attack platter where you spin the dial for your choice of kielbasa, summer sausage, polish sausage and oh baby... "Colt sausage." Okay not really, but call your 4th meat that for giggles. 8) The Peyton Manning Piñata. It's always fun to beat on the opposing quarterback. Well, now do it at home. The rules go as followed. When Petyon Manning throws an incomplete pass, get one whack. Gets sacked, two whacks. Fumbles, 3 whacks. Interception, 4 whacks. Don't forget to use a blindfold and scream, "Urlacher," as you swing away. 7) Gamble on everything. Tell everyone to bring a stack of singles, write out a master list of betting options and make things really interesting. Bet on the coin toss, timing of Rex Grossman's first really dumb pass, what songs Prince will sing, the number of times Eli Manning will be shown, the first play of the second half, and on and on. 6) Karaoke at half-time. SuperBowl Shuffle, Bear Down Chicago Bears, My Kind of Town, We are the Champions. You get the idea. 5) Drinking Games. Certainly, you'll want enjoy a few cocktails this Sunday, right? So why not merge your love of Budweiser with the football game. Try the run/pass game. You say run, it's a pass, you drink. Every time the announcer says, "85 Bears," you drink. Or every Indy TD, you down a tall, tasty glass of Colt 45. 4) Cheerleader strippers at half-time. Enuff said. 3) Feeling creative? Using the finest cheddar cheese from our neighbors to the north, sculpt a Super Bowl trophy, Brain Urlacher's mug or last Bear MVP Richard Dent's derriere for all to enjoy with crackers. 2) Heading out to a bar and looking to stand out? Dress up in costume. No, not just your Payton replica jersey, but how about a full Bear suit? Or a referee uniform so you can throw flags at hot women? Or even Da Coach himself? 1) Get your very own Indy servant. Seriously, drive east, pick up the first Colt fan you can find, thrown them in the trunk of your car and make them your butler/maid/waiter/beer bitch for the entire game. Get me a Bud! Warm up the appetizers! Ah the fun. Go Bears! www.whileyoustillcan.com

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