Last Friday, Tim got the hall pass to come out, so he rounded up the troops and we started with some afternoon drinking outside at The Kerryman. After a few hours of solid boozing, slick Rob decided it was time to put on the blazers and head to Quartino for some appetizers and martinis. Quartino, as I’m sure Rob knew, happens to be quite the joint to get your drink on, meet some ladies, and head off for the rest of the night. After being asked to pull a glow stick out of some bachelorette’s shirt, we started up talking to the group of loud girls in the corner.  One girl was so drunk she couldn’t speak, one girl was so Polish we couldn’t understand her, one girl was so excited to show off her new boobs we didn’ ...