It’s pretty simple. You only have so many years, days or minutes left as a non-married, free-to-do-whatever-the-hell-you-want-to-do guy. Yes, someday you will get hitched. You will buy a house. You will spend Saturdays mowing your lawn, coaching pee wee soccer and shopping for little girly clothes at Old Navy.
This book is a collection of unbelievably good times and experiences that need to get done before you get married. It’s an idea generator, a to-do and a how-to. Buy it. Put it on your coffee table, lay it next to your shitter or bring it to work. Go through each chapter and figure out all the awesome crap you need to do… before it’s too damn late.
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Bits from the Book
"Don’t be afraid to tell (the ladies) how you are the #1 bull fighter in the state of Rhode Island.”
Chapter 1: Running of the Bulls
“If you get invited (to the Playboy Mansion) and do not go, please turn in your penis.”
Chapter 1: The Mansion
“Just don’t end up with a too-many Stoli’s souvenir from Russian Brides R Us.”
Chapter 2: Fishing the Kola Peninsula
“You can rent a bicycle, lazily peddle your way through its colorful old streets, and find your way to a hash bar to get so high you think you hear Pink Floyd singing from your buddy's eyebrows." Chapter 4: Amsterdam
"Someday you will... have more breast milk than beer in your fridge" Chapter 8
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